When I Think About Books I Touch My Shelf - Funny Book Club Stemless Wine Glass Gifts for Librarians & Readers - Large - Funny wine glass for lovers of reading and books! - High quality, large, 17 oz stemless wine glass made in the USA - Etched text (not printed) - The text is engraved by hand and will never wear off. - Individually boxed glasses designed to ensure safe delivery of your glasses. - Dishwasher safe! Great for daily use. Need a novel gift for your book club or an avid reader? Mark Twain once quipped, "My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) Everybody drinks water." Likewise, we made these cheeky wine glasses to break the stereotypes associated with wine drinking, deconstructing what many regard as the drink of the "one percenters" into a pastime for all. These glasses break the elitist mold that wine enthusiasts are only high-class parvenus.