Did you know that zebras can run up to 40mph? That's faster than you leaving your toxic ex... Compression pants are scientifically proven to help you run faster & stronger so these Zebra Meggings are just perfect for your next marathon.

Why bulls love our meggings

• Soft crotch cup conceals your VPL (visible penis line); brave souls can take it off to bare it all
• Open pocket for your phone, zipper pocket for your valuables
• Shirt loop at the back to carry your shirt or towel
• Inner drawstring keeps your leggings snug; higher back rise avoids any "crack-ccidents"
• Performance fabric; feather-weight, sweat-wicking, 4-way stretch, polyester & lycra mix

MTDR - Meggings for Training, Diversity, Recreation